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Grammar Natzee by dinyctis Grammar Natzee by dinyctis
The goofing off continues.

I've wanted to do this for a long time. The only thing that stopped me was the idea of offending people.

But then, it just hit me. People do serious political artwork against the US, and I'll take flak about goofing off with this? Hell no.

So, this is for all of us grammar natzees out there.

:bulletred: Those of us who want to point out every grammatical mistake when we see one.
:bulletred: Those of us who want to slap the crap out of whoever makes a grammatical HORROR (not error).
:bulletred: Those of us who loathe enormous paragraphs with no formatting whatsoever. Just one huge line of text, without commas!
:bulletred: Those of us with dictionary.com in our bookmarks.
:bulletred: Those of us who are cool enough to laugh it up when we make a mistake ourselves.


The grammatical mistakes at the bottom are intentional to go with the 5th point.


Oh yea, 15 mins in Photoshop. Definitely not my best poster, but It'll do. It'll do.

EDIT: Turns out that I actually misspelled a word in the poster by accident! Not so much of a natzee!
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:icon11doctors:
11Doctors Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...that edit.
I...I...so this are ironic XD
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:icondeliriumskind:
deliriumskind Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist
Just yes.
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:iconthatkidwiththerabbit:
Lie and lay aren't on the poster?! Nooooo!!

I only mention it because that's the one thing that screws me constantly. :(
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:iconprettywitchdoremi:
PrettyWitchDoremi Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAAAH! This is me all day! xD :rofl:
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:iconfishbely:
Fishbely Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yes... just yes
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:iconmotleyoftheunknown:
MotleyOfTheUnknown Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YES! and... Natzee is supposed to be Nazi... :l
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014
Not intended to be.
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:icontakatacheroki:
TakataCheroki Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was texting my friend about Attack on Titan, and spellcheck changed "Mikasa" to "molasses". x'D D.Y.A.C.
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:iconsmil:
Smil Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I need this!
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:iconzomickschallahrecipe:
zomickschallahrecipe Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Good talk! I would love to have a poster like that in my bedroom :)
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:iconazexe-chan:
Azexe-chan Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Annoying Facebook Girl: "Don't you wish you're girlfriend was grammatically correct like me?"

*flips out secret agent ID*
Spelling and Grammar Agent Angel here. It seems you have committed a crime. Saying that you are grammatically correct when you are not is a crime. Get in the cell.
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Eyecelphil Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lets eat, grandpa. 
Lets eat grandpa.

Grammar saves lifes. 
XD!
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:iconobjectville2013:
Objectville2013 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
Let's*
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:iconeyecelphil:
Eyecelphil Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh god >_< 
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:icontheshadowempress:
TheShadowEmpress Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
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:iconcat11155:
cat11155 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013   General Artist
gooder is not a fucking word you dumb ass it's better
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:iconrawr-means-i-love-u:
Rawr-Means-I-Love-U Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I made me cringe when I saw it!
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
Oh my god, you are the first person to point this out in all these years!  I have been going around saying "gooder" instead of "better" for so long! I am forever in your debt.

Or perhaps I wrote "gooder" on purpose with a sense of irony.  Which is more likely?
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:iconcat11155:
cat11155 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013   General Artist
um what ever you choose ^^ i don't mind
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:iconblacknoxstar:
BlackNoxStar Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Grammar is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse... :iconheplz:

That is, extremely important.
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:iconnumbertwentyfour:
numbertwentyfour Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014
Old comment, but dear god you made my day, aost ruined a good pair of pants laughing.
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:iconz-pikachu:
Z-Pikachu Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:icongrammarnaziplz: You spelled almost wrong. 
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:iconnumbertwentyfour:
numbertwentyfour Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Much to this ones eternal shame.
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:iconsabaku-no-kaze:
Sabaku-No-Kaze Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Student General Artist
OMG

:iconfreeinternetplz: YOU WIN. :salute:
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:iconsoundhaven91:
SoundHaven91 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
That is capitalization.
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:iconz-pikachu:
Z-Pikachu Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:iconphailplz:
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:iconnothing111111:
nothing111111 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Better not Gooder, i Love how you put that irony here
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
You're very observatious!
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:iconnothing111111:
nothing111111 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Tell me something i didn't know
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
Hmmm... did you know that the center of the earth has enough gold to cover the entire surface knee-deep?
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:iconnothing111111:
nothing111111 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yes, did you know that what you're looking at right now isn't yellow in any way?
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013
Remarkable! 
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:iconnothing111111:
nothing111111 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
no, seriously, if you look at your monitor you actually see only Red Green and Blue lights, being reaaaaly close to each other. and as we all know, yellow is made of red and green.
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dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013
I wasn't challenging your claim, hehe! I'm a graphic designer by trade, so I better know the RGB system =P
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fixertin Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
i find it ironic how it says my grammer is gooder when it should be my grammar is better haha
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:iconsupersonic3225:
supersonic3225 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
It doesn't matter if grammar is good or bad because I don't care about grammar.
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:iconphysicistearthpony:
PhysicistEarthPony Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
Wait, so the level of importance of an issue is directly related how many damns YOU give? Someone had a big helping of arrogance this morning.
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:iconsupersonic3225:
supersonic3225 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
I'm not arrogant just because grammar matters or not.
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:iconphysicistearthpony:
PhysicistEarthPony Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
You said "It doesn't matter because I don't care" therefore you think so highly of yourself that you can decide what matters or not.
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Shule123 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
So I was on ask.fm. The question of the day was "What is your one major weekness?"[sic], so I answered:
Being a Grammar Nazi.
It's spelled weAkness.
:D
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:iconmsmikkic:
MsMikkiC Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013
:rofl:
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DoodleBob1000 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heil spielcheck!
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:icondeviantart789789:
DeviantART789789 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
My style is like this:

John said "Are you serious?!" Edward replied "Yeah, I'm fucking serious. If we don't stop the problem, shit's gonna go down real fast." John looked in concern and replied "That's not good. We better fix it fast!"

I limit paragraphs with dialogue to 3-6 stacks of words. Paragraphs with no dialogue can be even shorter or longer. Other than that "mistake" some may say I make, everything else is correct. Misspellings are at 0%, all other grammar rules apply, and words are used correctly.
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:iconlivyatan:
Livyatan Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
no more strict deadlines
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