I've wanted to do this for a long time. The only thing that stopped me was the idea of offending people.
But then, it just hit me. People do serious political artwork against the US, and I'll take flak about goofing off with this? Hell no.
So, this is for all of us grammar natzees out there.
Those of us who want to point out every grammatical mistake when we see one. Those of us who want to slap the crap out of whoever makes a grammatical HORROR (not error). Those of us who loathe enormous paragraphs with no formatting whatsoever. Just one huge line of text, without commas! Those of us with dictionary.com in our bookmarks. Those of us who are cool enough to laugh it up when we make a mistake ourselves.
The grammatical mistakes at the bottom are intentional to go with the 5th point.
Oh yea, 15 mins in Photoshop. Definitely not my best poster, but It'll do. It'll do.
EDIT: Turns out that I actually misspelled a word in the poster by accident! Not so much of a natzee!
While I could easily be considered a Grammar Nazi, of the five items listed here, by far the most important is the last. If I can't take the joke that I sometimes become, I am worthless for many reasons, the worst of those being hypocrisy. (In my case, as a lousy typist, I'm all-too-well aware of the ease of having an error slip through. I only really get annoyed when someone clearly hasn't taken much time to check. My other virtue is that I truly want to help any foreigner who wishes to use a difficult foreign language [English!] better.)
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The enjoyment in puncturing the balloons of social hypocrisy is matched only by the idea of 'just desserts', (Pun always intended!) particularly as a form of revenge.
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Is a grammatical horror when people type like "OMG i lyke ttly gna go on a datez wit meh bf!!!!!!!!1!!one!!"? Because I want to pimp slap every person who types like that.
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The stupidest thing I've ever said: "Dude, I have a secret, and I'm not going to tell ANYBODY that *insert secret here* Not even you." --
The words you, are, and why are only 3 WORDS. If you are so lazy that you have make You u, are r, and why y, then...
Anyway, awesome picture.
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I question the point of a signature, and yet am inclined to have one anyway.
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BROWNIESOMNOMNOM
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Pokemon, attrapez-les tous!
I don't like yaoi or yuri. Problem?
❑ Single
❑ Taken
✔ Why do you care?
"To not have someone or even something that you love, that is like...Not having oxygen to breathe..." ~Me.
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I is fuzzy brained =0_o=!
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Everypony is the best. You gotta deal with it.
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But my OC isn't a recolour~ I just randomly made her using this..
And punctuation is supposed to be inside the quotes.
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- The Shop -
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Everypony is the best. You gotta deal with it.
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But my OC isn't a recolour~ I just randomly made her using this..
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The enjoyment in puncturing the balloons of social hypocrisy is matched only by the idea of 'just desserts', (Pun always intended!) particularly as a form of revenge.
Because I want to pimp slap every person who types like that.
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The stupidest thing I've ever said:
"Dude, I have a secret, and I'm not going to tell ANYBODY that *insert secret here* Not even you."
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The words you, are, and why are only 3 WORDS. If you are so lazy that you have make You u, are r, and why y, then...