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During the weeks prior to the 2008 US presidential election, the internet was full of threads discussing the various advantages and disadvantages of each candidate... ok scratch that. It was crap being thrown around like I've never seen before.

Eventually, someone would take the time to write out a well thought out out response, but they were grammatically challenged and didn't know what the heck a paragraph looked like...or maybe they did but it was huge and intimidating.

Being that I thought about making a series of all the disasters that we see when it comes to grammar, i thought this was gonna be good to get started.

It took me longer to write the damned wall o' text than to the design the whole thing.

PS: I'm actually amazed by the number of people who read the entire wall o' text! I have run out of granola bars and icebreakers gum, though.
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tourist-tam Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
finally found the original. :D

BTW what's the font you are using ?
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
It seems to be more widespread than I thought :lol:

The font is Cafeta.
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ekoi1995 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013  Student General Artist
LoL how about typing it XD

WALL 0' TEXT
First of all, you have no idea what you're talking about. It is clearly the advantages of random text that make the Internet so distinctive from other crappy text that I'm ad libbing specifically for this nonsensical paragraph. Second of all, pointing out my poor grammer is weak like Bush's approval ratings, even though history will clearly show that he was among the best presidents the US has ever had. A badger just humped my leg. Can you believe this crap? Those bastards need to be put in front of a speeding train. I stalled for a bit there, but I will keep on writing a block of text so that it may appear as if I have a good point to make and you shall be over-whelmed by my return-key-ignoring skills. Resistance is futile! And then, when you attempt to reply to it, you will inevitably neglect some points that I may have made. I shall point this out to you in a lame-ass effort to appear more intelectual and, thus, right. You are lucky that I'm using commas, even though I firmly believe in capital punishment. Your feebly mind cannot begin to comprehend the massive skill and patience that it takes to adlib a big-ass wall o' text that you see before you. I would be truly impressed if you have made it this far and, as you can see, you are not even half-way through! You poor soul. Aviator sunglasses is where it's at. Where what is at? And how can something be at sunglasses? wtf does that mean? Unless we're talking about microbes, then nothing else would be fitting. You can't be "at" something of that size! Even those big-ass Paris Hilton sunglasses that can cause nuclear winter by blocking the sun. Really, NASA was planning on bringing a pair to shield the space station. But then their toilet broke and they were like "bah fuck that." Speaking of fuck that, am I the only one who thinks that today's music sucks ass? I mean I saw some chick singing and i was about to pour motor oil in my ears. Where is today's good music like Boston, AC/DC, or Led Zeppelin? What will be considered today's classic 20 years from now? Oh yea, the world ends in 2012 so it doesnt even matter. What's that? Ah yes the mayans were the shiznit astronomers. As far as astronomy goes, the mayans is where is at, yo! They knew that every 20,000 years, the Earth and the sun line up with the center of the Milky Way. How the hell do you figure that out That's badass. Probably the aliens taught them. But what kind of stupid aliens would teach that? Seriously? Wouldnt they teach something USEFUL like how to make a big block HEMI with a supercharger? That wouldve hauled ass back then! But no, instead they taught them how to figure out when shit lines up in the sky. And so, tic-tac-toe was born. Line up the stars, bitches! The return key feels extremely neglected by now. It misses the touch of my right pinky! Shadow of the Colossus for the P52 is a bad-ass game. I recommend it. I'm listeningto the soundtrack right now! Bioshock is also the shit, as well as Half Life 2. Anyone who disagrees with this is a vegetarian. And apparently there is something even further than that, people who only eat fruits. I forgot the name but I'm astonished that they exist! More power to them and their leather belts. You're still reading? wow, you get some sort of prize. Like a granola bar or something. How about gum? You like gum? Icebreakers is where it's at... where the mint is at. Oh, snap! Alright this is the last few lines so let's make it sound serious. The democrats have undoubtedly put this country in the toilet in the short 2 years that they've been in power of Congress! Not to mention that things can indeed go down that fast and don't need years to build up, which is what a bubble is! Your shortsightendness is tipical of a liberal pinko commie and you are destroying america with your tolerance for different people, ya hippie! If you don't like it, ten you can get out and go to go Canada to munch on some Canadian bacon, EH EH! This is our country and we will nuke whoever messes with us! USA NUMBER ONE! Corporations ftw, yo!
I'M NOT REA
INC IT
PRESCRIPTION: DOUBLE DOSE OF RETURN KEY
Ma( CRAMMER
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dinyctis Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
I hope that this was some dictation exercise =P
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:iconekoi1995:
ekoi1995 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student General Artist
right! :XD:
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yooyoo180 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
My grandma is bettor. Uh...
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Twatcher Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
Funny as heck :-)
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C-Dee Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
This was delicious. Absolutely... delicious.

...Capital Punishment.

Oh, god. Quickly, run away, my capitalized letters! Run for dear life!

ABCD KL QUV ABCD OPQ Y H _JKL I S
E M_ RWX E RST Z G M_ N__T
F N SY F NM UV A F O Q U
GHIJ OP T Z GHIJ W X BCDE __P R V

W BC GHIJ O TU YC E KL PT
XA K_ PX Z_ FIJ Q_
YD L QV A GM R
Z EF MN R WX BD H NO SU
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C-Dee Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Hate to double post... Just a reminder, kids: Click the Preview button first, it you want your wall of text-art to become ANYTHING meaningful.
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GodBlessTheDucks Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The mistakes kind of put a hole in my soul.


But the "And so, tic-tac-toe was born. Line up the stars, bitches!" is the best thing ever.
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