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Stingray Nunchuck Patent by dinyctis Stingray Nunchuck Patent by dinyctis
In the description for my previous poster (Tell Me About Your Artwork), I mentioned that deviantART staff who feature Daily Deviations without write-ups needed to be slapped with a flounder or, alternatively, two stingrays tied by the tails to make a stingray nunchuck.

A few people commented on the genius of that idea, so I decided to patent it...
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:iconfudge-nutter:
fudge-nutter Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
Holy Jesus I peed my pants on 'fed a peanut'
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:iconcrystalofchaos:
crystalofchaos Featured By Owner May 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
this should so get a DD ... if they fail to give a description of WHY slap them with the stingray nunchucks! :'D
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dwegee-fish Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Student Filmographer
it's like they were designed for that one purpose. xD
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:iconjburns272:
Jburns272 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome weapon but the barbs are worrisome.
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HeartoftheTARDIS Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2010
smack fish.. funny using l337 cleva
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:iconmarkkb:
MarkKB Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... someone needs to make this a reality.

Now. :)

Well laid out, and the colour limitation is handled nicely. The humour is, of course, the best part. :D
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:iconth3-y0ung-0n3s:
th3-y0ung-0n3s Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2010
wow.

too funny for words.
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:iconnineorchids-hime:
NineOrchids-hime Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010
:iconohohoplz:
You win. :ninja:
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:iconhildetann:
Hildetann Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2010  Student Writer
I'd really like to buy one now.
Obviously, I could also just go fishing and find a couple for myself.
Might get messy, though.
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:iconmihailnoize:
Mihailnoize Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2010
I'd buy one.
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:iconinabsentia:
InAbsentia Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Now I rather wish I could add this to my Wishlist.
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:icondevbneo:
devbneo Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2010
YES! absolutly! i am inspired to get stingrays now.
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:iconeffuchu:
effuchu Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2010
i support the mass production of this genius.
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SkarValidus Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I love you, and this. First thing that made me giggle was the "Smack Fish" patent number, the second was the product description, particularly "fed a peanut."
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2010
They love peanuts! :P
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IanCormac84 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2010
Lol. Good one!!
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NekoFlameAlchemist Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2010
Hahaha this is pure genius X3
Loving the little description about it - especially the feeding of a peanut ^^
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:icongwydion-gwyn:
Gwydion-Gwyn Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010
yes genius is the word.
i hope you're kidding with the peanuts.
i mean, peanuts and stingrays aren't the kind of things that come into contact that often.

but anyway- i love this
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:iconpriteeboy:
priteeboy Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Eeeew...stingrays :bleh: I promise I'll be good :please:
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
Afeter being used as the business end of a nunchuck, I don't think they'll mind :P
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:iconodcinki:
odcinki Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010  Professional Writer
I'm afraid they do not like peanuts o_O
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
After being used as the business end of a nunchuck, I don't think they'll mind a peanut :P
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:icontcdg:
Tcdg Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
It sure gives a nice solution to the problem 'What to do with Stingrays?'
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:iconmaikarant:
maikarant Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
A patent well deserved, sir!

Although I fear the joint might prove a bit weak. ;) I also adore your patent number. :thumbsup:
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:iconraych3l:
raych3l Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010   General Artist
That's.. that's beautiful..
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:iconcravenlunatic:
CravenLunatic Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010   Digital Artist
"Fed a peanut." :giggle:
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:iconanimega90:
animega90 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010  Student Digital Artist
I, for one, love the final descriptive line for this product, and whole-heartedly approve of these wonderous devices.
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:iconnym226:
Nym226 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
This is amazing.
:iconfreeinternetplz:
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010
I have redeemed my free internet! Unfortunately, it came in hundreds of AOL discs :(
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:iconnym226:
Nym226 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2010
You didn't read the fine print.
See?
Right there.
D<

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:iconvypor:
Vypor Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
This reminds me of a shirt from shirt.woot.


Noah's ark +
Being attacked by a Kraken.

And Noah fighting it.
With Eel-chucks.
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:iconmental:
mental Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010  Professional Photographer
+heart
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:iconpissedoffofwrongnick:
Pissedoffofwrongnick Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
I want stigray nunchucks.... I NEED IT :D
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:iconpada-wan:
Pada-wan Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
I guess these guys were too poor to get their hands on stingrays, eh? [link]
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
Those were the early days of fish slapping. Trouts have been a favorite for a long time. But now, we evolve onto stingray nunchucks.
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:iconlyuuin:
Lyuuin Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
utter genius!
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:iconmuzski:
muzski Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010   Digital Artist
Excellent creation, mate. Well done. :D
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dxd Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
:lol:

I support this patent!
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ArtDemise Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pure genius.

"After use, stingrays are to be separated, fed a peanut, and thrown back into the water"
^ they like peanuts?
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
Oh yea. If you want to go fishing for stingrays, tie a can of nuts to the end of the line!
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:iconartdemise:
ArtDemise Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'll make sure to try that sometimes. Also, my friend has an octopus that can open a can of nuts.
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
Woah! I was kidding with the peanuts! I have no idea if they like peanuts :P
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:iconartdemise:
ArtDemise Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It would be funny if they did ;) And I know you were kidding around. Them stringrays like shellfish and such.
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
Well...

Peanuts come in shells, so maybe they like them :P
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:iconartdemise:
ArtDemise Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Its something someone must figure out. To the aquarium!

[link] <- oh dear... we're not safe anymore...
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