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Stop Hating Smartasses by dinyctis Stop Hating Smartasses by dinyctis
Another posted just to show that I'm still around. =P

For years, our smartass comrades have taken flak. Speak up against the politically correct pigdogs!

While I will concede the point that timing is our biggest weapon as well as our nemesis, far too often people try to shut us down merely because they are uptight idiots who not only try to keep us quiet when its not “convenient,” but also make “funny” or “witty” remarks just to be shut down themselves (karma, biatch).

The true smartass is 100%. Not only can h/she dish it out with the best timing and in good taste, but receives it and appreciates it as a reminder to take a step back and lighten up.

Seriously, though. Lighten up. And fellow smartasses……work on your timing, for only a smartass who knows when to fire is a true master of wisecracking.

Design....err well nothing fancy, as you can see. The point was simple, and the design needed to match that.

Print and wallpaper: If enough people ask for it, I’ll do it.

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:icontheshadowempress:
TheShadowEmpress Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
True. So true. :XD:
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Forcedlactationlover Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer

I'm in full sympathy with the general, and the specific, sentiment. I've been called a 'smartass', or something similar, almost all of my life, and I revel in it.

My basic response to the comments is sarcastic, "Think. It may be a new experience."

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CrazySOB42 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Student General Artist
You mind if I put this in my dA ID?
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013
Go for it.
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:iconcrazysob42:
CrazySOB42 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Thanks, if I ever get my laptop fixed I'll put it up. I'm just doing this from my PS3.
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khawar-nehal Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
this is
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thomasmacisaac Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
I had to prove that I could amount to something I was so lucky to have found this now nobody disrespects me you can have a chance too
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I didnt think there was a way out finding this was the greatest thing thats ever happened this put me in the lap of luxury this could be your big break
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I had reached my wits end this helped me get back on my feet miracles really do exist just think of all the possibilities
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jcraice Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013
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DracoRealm Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm a smartass. You are right. Say one funny word and some people just hate. You know what? Just forget I said anything. Bye.
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Demon-Tophat Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:+fav: ed.

I smell a great new forum weapon. :la:
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:iconcandylover75:
candylover75 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Dang, I couldn't have said it better. This is me all the way...
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:iconammu23:
ammu23 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
true true
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MizuFenikkusu Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Make a sign - I'll buy 2
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PumpedUpPanda Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student Artist
This is so me lol and ...........my mom??
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:iconrocknjade77:
rocknjade77 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Student General Artist
This is wonderful! Also as a smartass in training I shall remember your sage advice~
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TheAnalogKid101 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass!
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GrimalkintheThird Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012
Best idea for a poster ever! Great job!
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Tauxique Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012
Brilliant piece, and quite true, too.
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hippogriff-hunter Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012
I dont know if you're aware, but there are t-shirts being sold with this design in India
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012
I was made aware by someone recently through DA as well. It doesn't seem like there's a lot to be done.
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TheVirtualPoet Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I may as well be a professional smartass!
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MoonstarTheDragoncat Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I LOVE being a smartass! In my opinion smartasses should be liked. I mean, they're funny, they're smart since they can easily think of retorts, they tend to be happier than uptight people and they say what they think and not care about the consequences! Smartasses FTW!
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devistator23 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012
can i download this and put it on my iPod BG?
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:icondinyctis:
dinyctis Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012
Yes.
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LeaWiggins Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
Very funny! I love the irony!
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radda3 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012
My sister would be too butthurt to read this.
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its-ash-yo Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012
this is my poster and my moto forlife!
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kmahabir Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
awesome indeed.
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jzjad Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Its true :) i do it all the time <---- Smartass :)
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Drydell-da-Vinci Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I agree.
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sarathesweet Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012
if you put that on cafe press you'd make some good money XD
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dopushups Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
....fuck yes!
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Spykr Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I concur.
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TheFeyOne Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh and if u could make a wallpaper that would be GREAT :)
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:iconthefeyone:
TheFeyOne Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
glad we all feel this way fucking tightasses JEEZUSH
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TexasDreamer01 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
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justinc112 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011
lawlz :la:
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justinc112 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011
sorry didn't mean to send it twice, comp lag
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justinc112 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011
lawlz :la:
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queenicefire Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011
This completely made my day xD
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noctiluca-angel Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011
lmfao! LOVE THIS!
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enelysion Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011
Story of my life. :)
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