dont worry, no spoilers here.
pros: the first 10 minutes, and the last 20 minutes
cons: the 2 and a half BORING hours between the pros.
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God: listen jesus, you have two options: you either die at the cross, or you watch the Two Towers
Jesus: i'll take the cross!!!
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FBI: you either tell us what are Al Qaeda's plans, or we will make you watch The Two Towers, with the credits too!!
Prisoner: NOO!!! I'll TELL YOU EVERYTHING!! PLEASE NOT THE MOVIE!!!
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Ents: Look Saruman, either you watch the movie, or we flood your place.
Saruman: FLOOD THE FUCKING PLACE!!!
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Arargon: LEGOLAS!! SHOOT ME NOW!! if you do, this movie will end!! do it!!
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euphoria : look, you have violated a policy, you either take my PV (policy violation), or i will make you sit through the whole movie
violator: NO!! PLEASE NO!! i'll take the PV!!!
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UN inspectors: look, you either give us a weapon declaration and risk war with the US, or we will force you to watch the Two Towers.
Saddam Hussein: NO!! here is the decalration!! complete and accurate!!
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Gandalf: look balrog, i either kick your ass with my magic and my sword, or i'll use a spell to force you to watch the Two Towers.
Balrog: shit man, i'll take the ass kicking.
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Jark: look, you have two choices: a) you open up so that i can probe you. b) you watch the two towers.
Collective Rectum: i'll go with choice A
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Gandalf: look frodo, you either take the fucking ring to mordor, i will personally make you watch the two towers!!
Frodo: shit gandalf, you son of a bitch! can i bring my girlfriend along?
Gandalf: NO! SAM will go with you!!
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Pippin: Come on tree, you have two options, you either help us kick saruman's ass, or we will have to make you watch the two towers
Ent: alright, alright, lets go waste saruman
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Dinyctis: look, its your choice, either i stop this journal right here, or you watch the two towers.
You: ok, it ends here
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