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Just a' deviant
livin' under the street
I'm a forum whore
that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me a subscription
I'll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line

Ragz to Jark or so they say
Ya gotta-keep pushin'
for the DTF and DD
It's all a gamble
When it's just a game
Ya treat it like a policy violation
Everybody's doin' their time


Take me down
To the Deviant Art city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Strapped in the chair
of the forum's gas chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
The surgeon general says
it's hazardous to cheat favs
I'd have another PV
but I can't see
Tell me who you're gonna believe

Take me down
To the Deviant Art city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

So far away
So far away
So far away
So far away

Euphoria's been torn apart
Now she's a court jester
with a broken heart
she said-
Turn me around and
take me back to the start
I must be losin' my patience-
"Are you stupid :stupid:?"
I've seen it all a million times

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if this "song" sounds familiar, then it is.......

guns n roses - Paradise city
Im always listening to music, because the only bad thing with life is that it doesnt have a soudtrack :D

im a rock/techno type of guy, and i was recently introduced to Juno Reactor.  I am amazed by the quality of their songs., and i am more amazed that theyre a lot of techno fans never heard of them.  They have very soothing songs, and songs that definetely get me pumped.  Their songs are perfect to listen to while driving at night, with all the windows open or the top down (if you have a convertible) If you like techno, Juno Reactor is worth the try.  Unfortunately, their CDs are really hard to find, so the only way to enjoy their music would be to download their mp3s.

they have a lot of songs, so im just gonna pick my top 10 (in no particular order). they should definetely give you a taste of Juno Reactor


1 - High Energy Protons
2 - 10000 miles
3 - Laughing Gas
4 - Samurai
5 - Children of the Night
6 - Man to Ray
7 - Razorback
8 - Rotorblade
9 - Nitrogen Part 2
10 - God is God (Final Fantasy)
dont worry, no spoilers here.

pros: the first 10 minutes, and the last 20 minutes

cons: the 2 and a half BORING hours between the pros.

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Famous quotes related to the movie:

God: listen jesus, you have two options: you either die at the cross, or you watch the Two Towers

Jesus: i'll take the cross!!!

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FBI:  you either tell us what are Al Qaeda's plans, or we will make you watch The Two Towers, with the credits too!!

Prisoner: NOO!!! I'll TELL YOU EVERYTHING!! PLEASE NOT THE MOVIE!!!

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Ents:  Look Saruman, either you watch the movie, or we flood your place.

Saruman: FLOOD THE FUCKING PLACE!!!

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Arargon: LEGOLAS!! SHOOT ME NOW!! if you do, this movie will end!! do it!!

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euphoria : look, you have violated a policy, you either take my PV (policy violation), or i will make you sit through the whole movie

violator: NO!! PLEASE NO!! i'll take the PV!!!

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UN inspectors:  look, you either give us a weapon declaration and risk war with the US, or we will force you to watch the Two Towers.

Saddam Hussein: NO!! here is the decalration!! complete and accurate!!

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Gandalf:  look balrog, i either kick your ass with my magic and my sword, or i'll use a spell to force you to watch the Two Towers.

Balrog: shit man, i'll take the ass kicking.

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Jark: look, you have two choices: a) you open up so that i can probe you.  b) you watch the two towers.

Collective Rectum: i'll go with choice A

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Gandalf: look frodo, you either take the fucking ring to mordor, i will personally make you watch the two towers!!

Frodo: shit gandalf, you son of a bitch! can i bring my girlfriend along?

Gandalf: NO! SAM will go with you!!

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Pippin: Come on tree, you have two options, you either help us kick saruman's ass, or we will have to make you watch the two towers

Ent: alright, alright, lets go waste saruman

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Dinyctis: look, its your choice, either i stop this journal right here, or you watch the two towers.

You: ok, it ends here

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I started preschool today, it was weird.

I missed my mom.

All my classmates were bragging about their pencil drawings  until i showed them my deviant gallery

we were told to draw a house, so i took out my laptop and modeled a 3 bedroom house with swimming pool, tennis court, sauna, and a garage. then rendered the whole thing.  i got an A- because i forgot to model the toilet.  I started to hate preschool.

After that we had a break, and while my classmates were jumping around i went online and checked out what was the deal at Wall Street. The Dow went  down  a bit, but its normal.  I decided that my computer at home is a little bit slow, so i surfed around for hardware prices.  A dual pentium 4 system with 1 terabyte of storaga and 2gbs of ram seem to be just fine for my graphic work.  i made a list and then took out a piece of paper to sketch out my future chassis' cooling scheme.  

After that the teacher read a story about 3 bears and a little girl.  it was pretty boring, i almost fell asleep.  and after that we had to take a test on it.  i had some doubts about some answers, because i was reading a unix book while the teacher was reading that story.  fortunately google saved me some trouble, so i did a boolean search on that story, and got the right answers.

After that we had milk and cookies.  i realized how primitive my classmates are.  they made a mess, spilled the milk, cookies all over the floor.

After i was done helping clean the mess other kids made, we took a nap.  I didnt sleep. Instead, i reflected on the lessons learned throughout the day and surfed Deviant Art.  Commented on some work, added some people to my devwatch, and hung out in the forums.

After that my dad came in the lamborghini to pick me up.  End of story

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Current Winamp Playlist Artists:

Rammstein
3 doors down
Dope
Cirrus
Junkie XL
Prodigy
Empirion
Guns N' Roses (laugh and DIE)
Corrosion of Conformity
Dimmu Borgir
Craddle of Filth
Korn
KMFDM
Hot Action Cop